Crossword
Reproduced from
Cutting Edge Magazine
Reproduced from
Cutting Edge Magazine
The
cheats amongst you may
want to point the mouse over the crossword to get the answers!
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Crossword
Reproduced from Cutting Edge Magazine
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| Across | Down | ||
| 1 | Ability to perceive (5) | 1 | Hangs from above (8) |
| 4 | S.E. State of USA (7) | 2 | Serviettes (7) |
| 8 |
Bear (7) |
3 | Run away (5) |
| 9 | Fragment (5) | 4 | Harvest (6) |
| 10 | Gifted members of group (5) | 5 | Disgusting (7) |
| 11 | Football team (6) | 6 | Deep ravine (5) |
| 13 | Cloth (6) | 7 | Mountain range (4) |
| 15 | Stylus (6) | 12 | Discarded (8) |
| 18 | Eatable (6) | 14 | Involve in conflict (7) |
| 20 | Steel rope (5) | 16 | Rout (7) |
| 22 | Same (5) | 17 | Appeared (6) |
| 23 | Tailless Pet (4,3) | 19 | Outmoded (5) |
| 24 | Confused (7) | 20 | Beaten (5) |
| 25 | Fear (5) | 21 | First man (4) |
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| Phrases You Wish You Could Say At Work |
| I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. |
| How about never? Is never good for you? |
| I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. |
| I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter. |
| I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. |
| You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. |
| I’m already visualising the duct tape over your mouth. |
| I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. |
| Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. |
| The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist. |
| Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. |
| What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? |
| It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off. |
| Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. |
| No, my powers can only be used for good. |
| Who me? I just wander from room to room. |
| And your cry-baby whiny-butt opinion would be...? |
| Do I look like a people person? |
| Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. |
| Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realise you haven’t fallen asleep yet. |
| Can I trade this job for what’s behind door 1? |
| Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. |
| How do I set a laser printer to stun? |
| If I throw a stick, will you leave? |
| Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. |
| STAFF
REPORTS - Here are some choice lines collected from Staff Reports: |
| “This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won’t be.” |
| “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.” |
| “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.” |
| “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.” |
| “This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.” |
| “Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.” |
| “Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.” |
| “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.” |
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