The Lighter Side
Crossword
Reproduced from
Cutting Edge Magazine

The cheats amongst you may
want to point the mouse over the crossword to get the answers!

  Across   Down
1 Piped (5) 1 First class (3,5)
4 Discourse (7) 2 Stupefied (7)
8 Ancient Italian city (7) 3 Female garment (5)
9 Angry (5) 4 Severally (6)
10 Fertile area in desert (5) 5 Conveying (7)
11 UK Machining Centre supplier (6) 6 Muse of lyric poetry(5)
13 Hugable (6) 7 Lose (4)
15 Amazed (6) 12 Muscle power (8)
18 Nightlight (6) 14 Transferring liquid (7)
20 Form (5) 16 Greed (7)
22 Mediterranean island (5) 17 Give way (6)
23 Ordering for publication (7) 19 Colorado ski resort (5)
24 This evening (7) 20 Deep silence (5)
25 Blood sucking worm (5) 21 From north of the border (4)
 

How To keep a healthy level of insanity and drive other people insane
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.)
3. Insist that your e mail address be: ‘xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com’
4. Put your waste bin on your desk and label it ‘IN’. (This is a ‘must do’).
5. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
6. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
7. Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what you think.”
8. Finish all your sentences with “according to the prophecy.”
9. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
10 Dont use any punctuation
11. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
12. Ask people what sex they are.
13. Specify your drive through order is "to go".
14. Sing along at the opera.
15. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

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