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| 4 | Discourse (7) | 2 | Stupefied (7) |
| 8 | Ancient Italian city (7) | 3 | Female garment (5) |
| 9 | Angry (5) | 4 | Severally (6) |
| 10 | Fertile area in desert (5) | 5 | Conveying (7) |
| 11 | UK Machining Centre supplier (6) | 6 | Muse of lyric poetry(5) |
| 13 | Hugable (6) | 7 | Lose (4) |
| 15 | Amazed (6) | 12 | Muscle power (8) |
| 18 | Nightlight (6) | 14 | Transferring liquid (7) |
| 20 | Form (5) | 16 | Greed (7) |
| 22 | Mediterranean island (5) | 17 | Give way (6) |
| 23 | Ordering for publication (7) | 19 | Colorado ski resort (5) |
| 24 | This evening (7) | 20 | Deep silence (5) |
| 25 | Blood sucking worm (5) | 21 | From north of the border (4) |
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| How To keep a healthy level of insanity and drive other people insane |
| 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. |
| 2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.) |
| 3. Insist that your e mail address be: ‘xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com’ |
| 4. Put your waste bin on your desk and label it ‘IN’. (This is a ‘must do’). |
| 5. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. |
| 6. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. |
| 7. Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what you think.” |
| 8. Finish all your sentences with “according to the prophecy.” |
| 9. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way. |
| 10 Dont use any punctuation |
| 11. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. |
| 12. Ask people what sex they are. |
| 13. Specify your drive through order is "to go". |
| 14. Sing along at the opera. |
| 15. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme. |
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